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A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.
"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."
by Daniel Tran May 08, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Used to replace phrases like, 'Oh thats some annoying girl'. It is meant to be degrade a person as though they are sub-human.
That's just some next boy i know who lives in my endz
by soulsista88 July 25, 2005
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Next could mean anything pertaining to the Next song,Next in the line at the store, Next in the bedroom, scream NEXT out the door when your partner, visitor, customer leaves the building.
When Bobby leaves I always scream

out the front door NEXT.
by HJ A.K.A NEXT March 25, 2020
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An expression used to cut someone off while they are talking; A form of disrespect to let someone know that you lack care in his/her conversation.
"Excuse me miss..." the lady replied, "Next! Boy please!"
by Dorothy Lawrence May 08, 2006
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The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
by toroboy October 05, 2009
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A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.

They are nexting each other.

He just nexted me.
by defried July 10, 2011
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