The bestest friend you could ever have that will always have your back. The best person you’ll ever meet in your lifetime.

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.

a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.

being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"

The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.

Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".