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someone that is so conservative in their views on politics, religion, etc - that they are blind to any other perspective - thus making them completely close-minded, narrow-minded, etc - to the point that they are completely out-of-sync/touch w/the rest of culture/society - combination of the first name of GOP headliner Newt Gingrich and last part of word fruitcake
i have many friends that are so conservative & fundamental in their political and religious views, that they are better labeled as "newtcakes".
by rscott May 28, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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