To describe a woman who is overly thick in the right places. So thick that it would make a man fall to his knees. So thick that Buffy the Body would clap her hands in applause.
by Full Course Meal June 02, 2006
Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar
Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar
by Electric Ave April 10, 2020
To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.
by KitaWest2011 June 04, 2021
A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 December 01, 2015
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”
by IlmsmSky September 16, 2019

