"yes ive been newspapering. what can i say, you're really into me!"
"stop being full of yourself, you think this is all about you?"
"No. just the bits about me are about me. Appreciation Hug?"
"stop being full of yourself, you think this is all about you?"
"No. just the bits about me are about me. Appreciation Hug?"
by Laralotta December 29, 2019
by Cregthehat June 30, 2021
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 December 01, 2015
When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.
by 1pseudonym2 May 09, 2019
Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.
by matfalddatson May 03, 2021