To describe a woman who is overly thick in the right places. So thick that it would make a man fall to his knees. So thick that Buffy the Body would clap her hands in applause.

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”

Never Eat Wet Soggy Pussy And Poop Especially Rare

A newspaper is a rich man's blog