Stan "Hey man do you want to go newspapering?"
Kyle "Dude what the hell is that?"
Stan "Its like tping but with newspapers."
Kyle "Dude what the hell is that?"
Stan "Its like tping but with newspapers."
by Scipio Nightfire October 31, 2010
by 47 August 16, 2006
A pre-internet (i.e. ancient) current affairs blog that featured spell check and editorial standards. Occasionally they might run issues (postings for those who are not fluent in grandpa speak) featuring commentary and reactions by people who might write in complete sentences and direct their statements to something called an editor (this word is not available in Webster's .8).
"Hey man, check out the low res images they have on this free tablet they are giving out at the bus stop."
"Dude, its stuck on this one program. It might be broken"
"Wait, I think this is one of those things my dad keep telling me about...you know, a newspaper."
"Woooa."
"Dude, its stuck on this one program. It might be broken"
"Wait, I think this is one of those things my dad keep telling me about...you know, a newspaper."
"Woooa."
by helios1014 November 02, 2013
Newspapers are the rough drafts of history books. However, they don't represent the way they used to.
by isieso January 27, 2019
damnit its another fucking fly ruining my general eating experience, here pass me that newspaper...*big chase ensues* WHAP... damn straight its dead.*picks smeared remains up off cupboard door*
by Sir Slinky July 14, 2006
1. A pastime for people while taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
by KGtheKid April 19, 2007
by Bozo123 September 11, 2005