That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.