of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>
that blog is that newness

its dat new new
by dat new new March 29, 2009
Get the merch
Get the that newness neck gaiter and mug.
A not used thing
Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
Get the mug
Get a New mug for your barber Georges.
An advertising medium used by vested interests to push alternative facts to the ignorant masses.

Usually used in order to swing elections to a favored party, or re-enforce an authoritarian regime.
I read in the 'news' today that scientists are all involved in an elaborate left wing conspiracy on the climate change hoax. I've been using it as evidence to shoot down woke inner city latte sipping lefties on social media who are complaining about their towns being covered in smoke and ravaged by bushfires in Australia.
by spaced_ January 05, 2020
Get the mug
Get a news mug for your guy Julia.
noun (usually used ironically)

Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.

Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”

“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke

“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019
Get the mug
Get a News mug for your mom Zora.
The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
Get the merch
Get the News neck gaiter and mug.