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'what are you, new?!'
by HM December 17, 2003
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?

You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
by MsDanielle April 26, 2006
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That which is not old.
by Eric November 04, 2003
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Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
by Rob October 23, 2004
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I just spent fourteen hours straight at N.E.W. Kill me, please.
by The Alyx of Troy September 22, 2007
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short for tooheys new an australian beer brewed and bottled in NEW south wales
by coxy1987 February 04, 2010
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