When two or more freinds Pump the Python into a freinds Clam Chowder or Cum Chowder. This Technique works best in Rhode Island Clam Chowder, where the broth is clearer and less chunky. Not telling your buddy, you watch trying not to make a peep. As he takes a gulp try not to laugh or it will ruin the trick in its Enterity.
by bv dell June 05, 2005
by n-dog April 27, 2008
Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 05, 2007
When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"
Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 16, 2008
niall - hey jake
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
by da Niall's n alex July 15, 2008
When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard September 21, 2008
by 3L Love October 03, 2008