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neva is a beautiful person inside and out, and will always tell you like it is, she is very independant and loving. shes tough on the outside .. but when it comed down to it.. shes the nicest person you know. shes also great in bed and gives awesome head.
neva is awesome.. get you one.
by brittanna February 06, 2010
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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neva is a beautiful person inside and out, and will always tell you like it is, she is very independant and loving. shes tough and shy on the outside .. but when it comed down to it.. shes the nicest person you know. shes also great in bed and gives awesome head. Sheloves her friends and anyone she gets close too, but she is usually scared she will lose people she gets close too. Neva is usualy bisexual and proud of it! She is also very forgetful ,but along with her flaws she is one of the most perfect girl you have ever met.
She is the
I have a Neva, get you one
by FlOwerchIld2046 March 14, 2018
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Neva is one of the best people you know. periodt.

you can't deny it luv <3
Neva is amazing. Like. Really amazing. Bruh, so amazing.
by periodtboo September 10, 2020
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You'll find that Nevas are usually short, timid and vegetablearians. They love to eat vegetables and if anything gets between them and their veges they will become very aggressive and start attacking you. They are VERY territorial about food but when it comes to unhealthy stuff they don't care at all. When they become angry they tend to swear. They are believed to be decedents of angry dwarfs from northen china. They are very smexy.
Don't go near the Neva because it'll eat you
by ggg555 October 28, 2019
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N.E.V.A. - Not Enough Viagra Anywhere

Used to express detest for a female.

Cleverly homophonic with never in certain dialects and therefore often incorrectly used in writing as slang.
Example 1
- Person 1: "Did you see Jessica yesterday? She really did slut up"
- Person 2: "Dude, she's still like a 9 on the kg-scale. So NEVA."

Example 2
- Person 1: "Do you eat humans?"

- Person 2: "Neva.."

- Person 1: "You realize what you just said?!"

- Person 2: "Neva!"
- Person 1: "You're sick, dude."
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
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