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literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
by Yogalates April 08, 2005
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May 16 Word of the Day
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing maβ€”
Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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