Urban Dictionary: nets

Jul 19 Word of the Day

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

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Net

The object that Robbie Rotten had found in Season 4 and episode 12 of Lazy Town, which was given to his fellow clones in an attempt to let them catch Sportacus. But when Sportacus arrives, the clones threw the net over the real Robbie and fails the task.

Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw

by Minecart696 November 11, 2016

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net

Short for internet.

Surfin' the net.

by dR December 27, 2003

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net

Amount after all deductions (such as taxes). See also gross.

I netted $1482.98 this month.

by kyle.biddle November 15, 2010

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net

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

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nets

Cricket practice equipment consisting of a single wicket surrounded by nets which prevent the ball being hit a long way. Used for practising bowling and batting without fielders.

"Training today will be nets at 10 until lunch, then a pick-up game in the afternoon."

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004

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