Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When you invite someone over under the pretext of watching Netflix, like Netflix and Chill, but you lure them unwillingly into a sexual act in a Cosby-esque manner, with the help of medications and alcohol.
Jane would never date a guy like Ted. His only hope to score with her would be to get her drunk and use the "Netflix and Bill" approach.
by Jaggsokc January 01, 2016
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The act of watching Bill Nye on Netflix for the sole purpose of sexual gratification.
Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including:
The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday.
The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine.
The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification).
The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him.
The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification).
The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix.
The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).
Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including:
The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday.
The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine.
The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification).
The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him.
The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification).
The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix.
The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).
"I'm 'bout to fuckin' Netflix aaaaaand Biiiiiiiiill, motherfuckers! Wubba-lubba-dub-dub, biaaatch! Netflix and Bill."
by Word Puke March 10, 2016