98% of people get pregnant off of Netflix an chill 12% of people get pregnant off of hulu an chill beware of Netflix an chill

girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?

"Netflix and chill?"
"No, that how we end up with chill-dren."

Adam and Emma watched Family Guy for four hours on her bed. Their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. Much to his dismay, Adam left without making a move. Thus Adam had a case of"Netflix No Chill".

Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.

Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"

"Hey Victoria, wanna watch netflix and chill?"

"Sure! Wanna watch House of Cards?"