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A condition of fear that causes one to be tense, awkward, jittery, and apprehensive, possibly with trembling or excitability, often caused by being uncertain of what dangers may be looming or how to handle them.

For example, teenagers regularly feel nervous when they don't know what an attractive person of the opposite sex thinks of them.
"as nervous as a leaf in a tornado"

"as nervous as a nun in a sperm bank"
by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A game played by teenagers generally where one person (usually male) touches the female in a variety of spots, getting more intimate with each new place. Each time he touches her somewhere new, he asks if she is nervous, and if she says no, he continues to move on to more intimate parts of the body until she decides she is too nervous for him to move on.
"Sally and Jack played nervous for 3 hours last night"
by Lauren April 04, 2004
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a game that teens play where a girl and boy sit across from each other with their legs next to each other. one starts with their hand at the other's ankle and then moves their hand up their partners leg until the partner gets "nervous" if their parntner doesn't get nervous well guess who just made it to third base
guy 1: I played nervous with Emily last night
guy 2: no way how far did she let you go
guy 1: the top of her thigh
by itsreallyenterating February 09, 2013
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v., to worry; to scare; to bother; to cause feelings of tension or concern; to evoke agitation or distress.
"She nervouses me." (As uttered by incomparable 'New York' on the VH1 program 'Flava of Love')
by thithyphuth February 28, 2006
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A term describing a state wherein something is amiss, broken, partially missing, incomplete, or otherwise insufficient.
Funkmaster Flex "Yo, turn me up in my headphones. My headphones have a lot of static ... my headphones are mad nervous, yo!"
by lingabao August 23, 2012
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A little shakey, maybe not what something wants to or is supposed to be... A bit suspicious.
That mix was a little nervous, bro. The DJ cleared the floor with that Kwame track.
by ill trooper February 24, 2003
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