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A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.
by MissBear April 25, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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