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Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".
You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!
by Dale Patrick (Padiaow) August 16, 2006
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Geek + Nerd
He is smart as a nerd but childish as a geek.
Boy1: I've just pass all my exams and I finally collected all of starwars comics movies and video games!!!

boy2: You are such a nerk...
by james amir April 18, 2010
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A word used by Harry Secombe's character, Neddie Seagoon, in the 1950's BBC radio comedy The Goon Show, to describe an insignificant character, often Bluebottle, with connotations of a fool or some of unfortunate circumstance.
'What are you going down there my little nerk?'
by BillHarvey July 07, 2009
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A foolish or insignificant person.

I found it in a dictionary once so it is not slang.
'When I'm famous i promise to remember all the nerks'

'Don't be such a nerk, get some common sense.'
by Muldie325 November 21, 2005
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A slang term for chips in parts of Northern England. Mostly Yorkshire.
I'm off to the chippy to get a bag of nerks.
by RobDar January 12, 2012
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