The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye