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A fucking dumbass pointless site owned by Nazis. Every thing about this site is retarded. This site used to be good, like in 1999.I mean they say no indecent content. But their faeries wear outfits w/ their boobs sticking out.You canteven talk about religion.Neopets is being overun with noobs. Down with the gayest site on the net
Person: Im Christian what r u guys
Noob: im reporting u!!!
Next thing she knows, the person is reported
Neopets sucks!
by Cheeseisme April 28, 2007
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A darn addicting game in which you create virtual pets, play with them, earn points to buy items to enhance your pet's lives, and so on. Neopets. Spelt A-D-D-I-C-T-I-N-G.
People do say it has become unfair, but I'm so-so about it. Though "freezing" because your account is worthy of being considered by hackers is rather unfair, an example being one friend I met in the game.
Me: Yes, I still play neopets.
Friend: WTH still?!?! Play Gunbound, it is sooo much better!!!!!!11111oneoneeleven
Me:Uh, yeah. Like a game where cute little characters hit each other with cannons is fun.
by kawaii_kai002 January 15, 2005
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a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 11, 2007
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Used to be cool, 4 years ago... But now is pure crap. Why? This is why:

1-The commerzalition
Neopets used not to have commercials all
around every page, now, it has. If you go to Neopets you'll see 2 or 3 commercials in
every relationated page.

2-The n00bs
Neopets boards are so crappy. They deleted
the General Chat which used to be cool.
Now in the boards you'll see nothing but 7
year old n00bs who say:"plz b6 mY gIr1f66d".

3-Sponsor games
Almost all the new games are just promotion. Something like "SPIN THE WHEEL!". Also the new games that aren't
sponsor games, are just a friggin' rip-off
from any other game.

4-Freeze-o-matic
Now in Neopets people get freezed for no
reason. For example, you are in the chat
and you say:"Madonna sucks, I prefer
Linkin Park." equals to: Get freezed.

5-TNT favorites
TNT has their "special users" who are
defended by them, no matter how many rules
they break, they'll never be freezed.
By the other side, normal users don't do
anything, and they got freezed.

6-Obscene TNT
If you post a picture of your pet very but
VERY dressed, you got freezed. Meanwhile
TNT post their faeries and mermaids almost
naked, showing the "you know what"
everywhere in the website.

This are only ones of the reasons why Neopets sucks...
Also, many Neopets users must be fat,
lifeless bastards who think that it's awesome. So, if you want to be thin,
popular and smart, don't I mean DON'T play Neopets.
In the Neopets board...
n00bie user:OMG!1!!1one I g0t a cybuNNy!!1!
Dude: Calm down. It isn't so much awesome...
n00bie user:ZOMG r3p0t1nG y4 n00b!
by not7yearoldn00b March 28, 2009
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I personally like Neopets. It's generally a more childish website, though teenagers and adults play also. Some features it has are:

-Pets
You raise a virtual pet. No neopets are real animals, though some you can tell are supposed to look like a real or fictional animal. Some species are unis, xweetoks, usuls, peophins, myncis, and so many more. There are also special species which it's hard to get. For example, a drawk. You can't just walk into Create A Pet and say you want one. You have to get an egg. You can paint them or customize them.
-User Lookups
You can write stuff about yourself, and code it to make your lookup look cool. The only part I don't like about that is that you have to use HTML, and I can never figure the damn thing out.
-Boards
You can talk to other users, if you're over 13. Or said that you are. I stay away from the boards, so I won't get iced. Iced, and Frozen, are other words for getting kicked off of Neopets forever. If you do go on the boards, beware. Some people over react and report you over the tinest things.

-Games
Some are easy, some are hard. You earn neopints (money) from them. I get around 30k a day from playing games.

-Exploring
There are lots of lands on Neopets, each with a different theme.

-Neopian Times
A "newspaper" full of user submitted material.

Gosh, theres more, I think, but I can't remember them. All in all, Neopets is a great site, but like every site, it has its flaws. And its addicting. Very, very addicting.
I just adopted a Xweetok!

I just edited my user lookup.

Some people on the boards can be bitches.

Neopets is fun!
by VampireChick218 August 29, 2010
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a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 13, 2007
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"neopets is the gayest shit i've ever seen" - me, two minutes ago
by blazin98 August 10, 2006
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