A obese man with brown hair. Usually sitting around the house, eating chips and talking to people via messaging systems. If aggrovated, the neller may charge at you, he will then start to obliterate your skull with menacing blows. The only way to defeat a neller is distract him by screaming "4CHAAAAAAAAAAAN", and to cut off his balls of steel, and dip them in sulphiric acid. Neller's always are equiped with +8 stamina, +40 intelligence chasity belt to protect his invulnerable balls. ALWAYS; wear a protective mask when entering an area with neller's present. It may spit acid, and/or turn into a nellerphant.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

When shit hits the fan!