The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.

This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.

thomas' bitch, hes little fuck shit, hes pimp cunt, hes money maker, hes wank bucket, hes under age of consent fun, hes little romeo casablancka, hes little lisp flasher

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

when you find someone attractive

that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.

bascially calling someone the n word without saying it.

The best group in the world, AKA @69Neighbours