The term "Nosey Neighbour" is a sexual manoeuver where one might part the anus or vaginal lips to simulate that of a "curtain twitcher" peering out to gather intelligence on an unsuspecting resident. The move can then be followed through with a flick of the tongue or merely a quick sharp sniff.
The curtains in question can be gently parted or ripped apart like a rampant rapist. Depending on how nosey you feel at the time....

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.

Someone who used to live next door to you; either they moved away or you moved away

A very fun point & click game developed by JoWood Productions,released for PC,Xbox and Nintendo GameCube.The Game concept is simple.It puts you in role of Woody,a man living a peaceful life until his neighbour,Mr. Rottweiler starts to harras him,so he wants his revenge.He calls a TV studio and goes to Mr. Rottweiler's house.Then you start pulling pranks on your neighbour,but you have to stay hidden.If neighbour finds you,he will beat the crap out of you and you will lose the game.There are also neighbour's pets who will alarm him if you are in the same room as them.The game has concept of a TV Show,so it's split in 3 "Seasons",where each season unlock new rooms.This game also has a sequel,Neighbours from Hell:On Vacation.

When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.