Urban Dictionary: negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

Top definition

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Jul 14 Word of the Day

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?

by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004