Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

THE SOUND A HOMOSEXUAL MAKES WHEN EJACULATING INTO ANOTHER MAN'S ASS USUALLY FOLLOWED BY A SMILE WITH HIS TONGUE OUT

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

A "Dickey Word" of complex origin.

It Branches from the root word Neffertiti. Meaning a person of physical or mental disability.

Neffs are strange creatures. They like to nap and have 'snackies'. Neffs can be affectionate, but be careful as they do have a tendancy to bite on occasion. To make a neff happy, feed her snackies, let her nap and give attention. Neffs do lack the ability to think before they speak, so if your Neff says something mean, just give her a snackie and send for nap immediately.

Never ending fuck fest: An absolute mess, where everything goes wrong and everything needs fixing all at one time. And just when you finish, something else goes wrong.