Urban Definition:
A nigga with a big jimmy.

Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.

Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.

It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.
Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?

Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!

2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.

Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.
by MC Reynolds February 12, 2007
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a super HOT girl who loves boys, is an awesome kisser and a great friend
wow madison neely is beautiful
by madison1234512345 January 17, 2014
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At the moment of a sneeze, block it with your left arm while shooting out your right arm like superman
Nick was gonna look bad if he sneezed in front of his really hot girlfriend, so he resorted to using the Neely Sneeze, which got him laid 5 minutes later.
by RIP and Grinder June 15, 2011
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Often associated with grizzly bears with human form, extremly boisterous. they like to mate with the toughest of the opposite sex, finding that weight is of key value as it increases there arousal at the thought that there offspring will be big and strong, however in some cases the neely weely seeks fiesty mates as they believe that their offspring will be fearful. The neely weely may appear all comfy and cuddly but beware they are not as hugable as you may believe, A neely weely also has a large foot fetish in which they can arouse and amuse themselves for hours. The neely weely also has a very high sex drive and you would often find that they talk about sex non stop.
Oh my god here comes neely weely, hide your feet.
by syriana August 22, 2007
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What you feel after being with someone named Eileen who has the talent of jinxing things and making interesting jokes. Usually occurs over the course of 60 minutes or more. Sometimes the vibes are stronger and overwhelm those within a 10 feet radius of Eileen. One thing that provokes this level of vibes is Eileen holding only the index and middle finger up while walking by a group of people.
Scenario 1:
Eileen: "The next person who draws the exploding kitten loses!"
Also Eileen: *draws the exploding kitten*

"I've just been hit with sebiv neelie."

Scenario 2:
Eileen: "The next card is the exploding kitten! Just kidding"
Someone: *draws the exploding kitten*

"The sebiv neelie were strong."
by Sneeck August 08, 2019
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A totally awesome dude that is most likely 6'3 and pure muscle. Can get literally any girl he wants and can do a triple back flip and is incredible at karate and can destroy a alligator in a 1v1.
Is that Josh Neely? OMG I saw him karate chop an alligator in half the other day!
by eude March 24, 2019
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Amazingly hot, beautiful, wonderful, perfect amazing girl who is loved to bits by a guy, and who means the world to him.
Person 1: Man... I'm so in love with Jess Neely, she is so perfect.
by Josh270593 May 05, 2010
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