Urban Dictionary: needle dick

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needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

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IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM

Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

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needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode April 24, 2006

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needledick

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

by j.s. June 07, 2004

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needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine August 15, 2005

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Needle dick

(n): Small, thin penis.

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

by Gayblade 1068 October 29, 2009

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needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 20, 2004

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