You fucking fools, it's entirely HP Lovecraft's invention, any 'Necronomicon' you see in a book store is something created by some stoned college students in the 60's and isn't from 'Summerian' times or any such nonsense.
The Mad Arab, Abdul Al-Hazared, the author of The Necronomicon.
by The Cuntsaw October 24, 2003
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A tribute to our Irish forefahers, the Necronomicon is a mysterious device that utilizes extreme pressure, to make your night up to 1 million % better, in .5 seconds.
The party EXPLODED when the Necronomicon arrived, and the cops were soon too drunk to arrest everyone.
by dang skippanowski January 13, 2006
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satan's bible. contains astrology secrets, info on the fallen angel armies on earth today,etc.
i have a copy of the necronomicon in my bedroom closet......
by mack April 6, 2004
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The third book of the encyclopaedia satanica e.g.The book of the worm.
by Gman May 4, 2003
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Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.
Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?
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