"Oh my gawd, did you see that dead Asian hooker, she looked so freaky, like an onryō. She gave me a case of necroasianphobia."
"Damn it, stop posting pictures from The Grudge! I am already hiding under my desk cause of my necroasianphobia."
"I already told you I have necroasianphobia, so if anyone posts another damn picture of that ghoul from The Ring ringu, I'm turning off the image feed, permanantly."

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.