Urban Dictionary: neck penis

A birth mark that strongly resembles an erect penis found on someone's neck.

Kennedy: Hey... is that a penis on your neck?
Nixon: No, it's just a birthmark.
McKinley: Looks like a classic case of Penis Neck.

by JoNicks May 06, 2009

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Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

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neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

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necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 06, 2018

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