(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
That guy has had a near death experience.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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a vibe check from god
Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
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by sawft April 14, 2020
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Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 02, 2009
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A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
by KirbyVibe_Check November 05, 2020
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