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When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).
Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!
by ohnoyoudidnt77 June 28, 2010
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015