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Definatly the gayest branch of the military, not gay as in happy but just outright homosexual. The NAVY has been around a long time and have pretty much been a bunch of little wiener lickers since day one. Sure the Marine Corps is a part of the NAVY but ask any Marine what they think. Joining the NAVY isn't serving your country, it's being able to be a nasty un-disciplined little piece of S**t, and rat on every other person to make them selves look better.
SAILOR 1:Hey Jim, wanna lick my balls?

SAILOR 2:Sure I'm in the NAVY, I love ball licking.

EX.2
CIVILIAN: Man where can i go to get college money and still be accepted for being a total homo?

NAVY RECRUITER: IN THE NAVY! Join now and we will provide 35k for college and a gallon of vaseline. What else could you ask for.
by F-MAFIA August 20, 2006
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1.The branch of service that sees no combat or action.
2.High school like action
3.janitorial staff, and paint team
" I joined the navy and all i do id paint and sweep."
by katamari_burrito July 29, 2005
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pansies, or group of men who enjoy participating in butt sex.
that navy guy is a panze.
by george March 02, 2005
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The gay, retarded kid brother of the Marine Corps.
Navy Sailor: "Marines suck!!"

(Marine slits squids throat)
by killydood January 22, 2009
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To take a shit.

Derived from the act of dropping turds - as in Navy vessels and/or projectiles such as bombs or missles. Used in similar context as drop bombs or dropping the kids off at the pool.
Dude, after all those beans I just ate, I've got to go navy.
by _fish October 06, 2006
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The best commerical I have ever seen on TV.
Sitting on a nice little boat somewhere in the ocean and bombing the fucking hell out of innocent people? That is so totally awesome.
Accelerate my life? Sure why the hell not! I always thought my life was long enough, hey why not accelerate it a little and get it over with sooner so I can spend more time dead!
US NAVY dude:
"Yo so I just came back from Iraq...I showed those fudging Iraqi school children. Haha ever see a kid cry because you killed his parents for oil? That's fun...hahaa. Let's watch some MTV and have some KFC."
by TheStatesWho? March 30, 2005
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A band of little bitches that hide on there boats far away from danger and need the marines to protect them from eveything from sadam to fish o yea and they really are gay some piece of shit sailor tried to rape me yesterday
o man they sent the navy were all dead.
Not the navy lets call the marines.
even the armys better than the navy.
by super marine December 07, 2006
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