by charcharbinxleboo March 23, 2018
that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor
this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma
by L-D to da D-Z November 08, 2006
one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.
Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008
a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.
Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer
by sexydimma October 04, 2013
A tattoo, above, below or around your navel. Like a Vag Badge but higher up and kind of related to a tramp stamp.
by Violetly N October 14, 2012
An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.
Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"
by psiscott April 11, 2006
When one ejaculates into his sexual parteners belly button(much to their surprise) and then throws them in a freezer, causing the scemen on their navel to frost over. The coup de grâce or "icing on the naval" as some would say is signified with you leaving your partener in the freezer as you steal their car. Usually done in some sort of restaurant where a freezer large enough to fit a person would be.
"So Erik and I were having sex, and then without any warning he flipped me over and busted into my belly button and threw me in the freezer!"
"That sounds Aweful!"
"Yeah, but the worst part was he left me in there long enough for it to freeze and then he stole my car!"
"Oh! He gave you the 'ol Frosty Navel!"
"That sounds Aweful!"
"Yeah, but the worst part was he left me in there long enough for it to freeze and then he stole my car!"
"Oh! He gave you the 'ol Frosty Navel!"
by Papa Bear117 April 16, 2009

