A competent 4X4 designed mainly to pull landcruisers out of the bog

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The most underperforming and incapable 4x4 on the Australian market. These pieces of ass rubbish are usually reserved for those with no insight and extremely small penises.

A small flimsy vehicle usually turning into a banana straight after warranty. Navara drivers generally have small genitalia and try to hang with cruiser drivers to be cool.

A small Japanese shitbox designed to function at its greatest in the shadow of any Toyota. Commonly fitted from the factor with a range of kettles and electric drills as engines

Sled drawn by yak or multiple yaks, often operated by a Sprigg with illusions of grandure

That girl. The one who dates and f*cks every guy in school. She says she loves and cares about her “boyfriend”, but breaks up in under a week.