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The retarded dysfunctional way people behave under the influence of crystal meth. This includes making numerous stupid decisions, inability to be able to prioritize anything important, hundreds of assonine projects that will never not only never get finished, but most certainly should never have even been started! All these projects are a stupid waste of time and counteractive to any kind of productivity. Diving in dumpsters, bringing stuff into the house, trying to organize stuff inside the house, then bringing stuff out of the house, while still backed up on deciding the purpose of stuff all ready in the house from previous nights that has now lost it's inital thrill and mad crazy possibilities. This is assuming if the person even has a house! Endless hours of porn watching, poopsterbating, cheating on their significant others, stealing and hours spent plotting up ridiculous schemes to defy the "man" and some how get around the system.
I did not mean to talk shit on you, throw you under the bus and steal your belongings and have sex with your girlfriend. It was not me, it was the nature of the twack!
by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011