the second thursday of every month is nationality day if you have a nationality then celibrate it by drinking on the second thursday of every month yes this is an excuse to drink in college and out but its a reason to psitive drink and not pitty drink this holiday is acredited to Anthony Gulino and Liz McCormick
by agson September 07, 2011
National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
by The TRUTH MAN December 03, 2020
A day to celebrate all of the bullshit "(Insert literally anything) day" holidays that all of the hip retards like to celebrate.
by Maggot Knee October 23, 2019
The funniest Instagram account that will always let you know what national day it is with an extremely long but helpful caption. Has a crazy amount of followers and some CRAZY fans! If you follow them you will know they are famous for their video stars, collabs with Ahuva boova, strutting on central avenue in their crazy outfits, hour long FaceTimes that consist of webkinz and throwback music and lastly commercials.
Did you see what national day dot finsta posted?
Ya! It was hilarious! But they seriously need to find some more friends...
Ya! It was hilarious! But they seriously need to find some more friends...
by Minicooper9 November 18, 2018
When u shut the fuck up abt national days that ur sorry ass makes when u have no friends, and u post it on ur story telling ur cool
“National grab ass day”
“Shut the hell up fag bag no one gives a flying fuck abt u”
“Ya bro ever heard of shut up with national days”
“Shut the hell up fag bag no one gives a flying fuck abt u”
“Ya bro ever heard of shut up with national days”
by ShutUpKids April 10, 2019
Today is a day about fiction and imagination, 18th of every May you will go on Twitter and Tweet something with #IfWomanWereIndependant
Dad: Hey kid, you know what day it is today?
Son: No.. what is it?
Dad: Its National If's Day, a day where we slander woman for being ignorant.
Son: No.. what is it?
Dad: Its National If's Day, a day where we slander woman for being ignorant.
by Imposterrr May 18, 2021