national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019
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On July 13 is national nut day. Celebrate national nut day by nutting on your girlfriend.
Bob: I’m gonna nut on my girlfriend today

Jim: why would you do that
Bob: because it’s national nut day
by Papi wet wet April 19, 2019
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October 22 is national nut day, the day where your goal is to buy more than 4 times in one day.
Dude: bro it’s national nut day

Bro: Ohh Dude sweet do you want to go do it together.
Dude: Sure Bro, Add bruh to the group chat
by SaltyWetNutterButters October 22, 2019
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Your supposed to nut with the assistants of one girl the girl has to help you nut!!!
by Find fhfnj October 22, 2019
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Any girl has to make you nut as many time as she wants
National nut day and girl has to make you nut
by Find fhfnj October 22, 2019
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