I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard tonight we will call it national fuck you paul day

hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"