Urban Dictionary: national fucking day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

by young_papi October 20, 2019

May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on

Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi

by mcmikey5 May 22, 2019

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin

Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him

by WaffIe April 16, 2020