May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!
by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020
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May 15, the day where everyone named Sam either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Sam day

Wait I’m Sam
Go f***yourself Sam
by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020
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It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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National fuck you Paul day is held every night in my room, i’ll see you later Paul Castro.
I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard that we will call it national fuck you paul day
by Paul’s BF October 07, 2020
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