Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls

National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.