A man from a small town in illinois, who spends time with everyone except his family. His accent is halfway between a stoner and a fake Texan. His catch phrases include:

“here’s my pitch”, &
“what’s up Maaaaaan”

Nate has a weird fascination with the letter D, because all his kids and animals start with the letter D. This compensates the fact that he doesn’t have a penis.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods