Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!
Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?
Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!
by iShey July 29, 2009
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any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"
OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.
by Dewgong Kochblacher November 20, 2008
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Verb

When a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis.
I just narwhalled up her nose.
by karcus_katharsis March 29, 2011
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*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled

The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.

This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.

This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*


EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!

Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!
by Roberto Miller November 03, 2008
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A chained female, not of the single orientation. Evolves horn in contrast to it's former single whale state.
"Don't impale me on your horn you narwhal"

"Man her horns huge"
by Of 8 March 28, 2009
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Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
by neyen December 02, 2010
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a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal June 04, 2011
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