Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.
Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal
by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005
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A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps
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The best animal in the sea. It's a whale with a horn and is way majestic than beavers. They are awesome.
Whoa have you ever seen a narwhal?

Yeah they're so majestic and awesome.
by Homo sapien March 08, 2015
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Narwhals are the coolest animal to ever live and no. They are not part unicorn. People actually got the idea of unicorns from narwhals. Sadly, people kill narwhals for their tooth worth lots of money. Most people think that the tooth is a tusk or horn but really it is the narwhal's only tooth. They do not chew it, they dig with it. Narwhals are very big but not as big as a bus or anything.
I think that narwhals are magical but i'm wrong.
by Lucycakes January 21, 2016
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the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale
Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?
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The Narwhal is a sea-bound mammel, the most epic sea-bound mammel EVER.
Chuck Norris has three narwhals, their names are: Litlle Chuck, Little Chucker and Litlle Chuckle.
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a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn
i enjoyed the story about the narwhale
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