Verb
When a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis.
When a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis.
by karcus_katharsis March 29, 2011
*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled
The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.
This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.
This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.
The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.
This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.
This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!
Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!
Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!
by Roberto Miller November 4, 2008
A chained female, not of the single orientation. Evolves horn in contrast to it's former single whale state.
by Of 8 March 29, 2009
a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal June 5, 2011
The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.
Why?
My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.
What....?
I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
Why?
My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.
What....?
I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy Boy April 20, 2011
by DolphinSexualAdvances March 21, 2012
by nar-man June 7, 2010