The unicorn of the sea

When a guy straps a dildo around his head and pleasures a girl with it while moaning "NAAAR".

A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly
(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.)

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society

Ahhhh, the legendary Nar-Whal. This character was actually created by a JCCC artist who pictured it as a whale-like creature that had a giant unicorn-shaped "horn" at the front of its head, above its eyes. The "horn" is actually a very sensitive "feeling" organ that helps the creature to use it as a sixth sense to spot prey or danger by thrusting its "horn" upwards repeatedly like its about to jump, only to come crashing down violently and coming back up. Despite its bashful and friendly nature, when attacking or being under attack, its soft "horn" becomes a hardened shell of fury and has the force to cut a blue whale in half in a matter of seconds. Additionally, the creature can place its "horn" on an object or person and deduct its composition (what it's made of) or tell the very nature of a person. Legend has it that it most frequently appears when the world is out of balance and needs direction.

An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'