To take a non-legitimate sick day - The action one takes when one has the shits with work.

A noise one makes while masticating soft, chewy foods.

A term used to insult or demean a person after they have stated the obvious.

A word used to describe someone you are jealous of but is taken in a derogatory fashion.
It is tended to be used by those who are intellectually challenged.

A noise made by dogs who are feeling particularly loving and happy.

A narn is a is another for vagina/pussy

(adj) to have smoked so much cannabis that you believe you are in Narnia.