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Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

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by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier
I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate
by Wolflobot October 30, 2013
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To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.
Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"
Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."
by FaceDecade January 14, 2009
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When you masturbate then fall asleep.
I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.
by Kgm15 June 12, 2017
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